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Fri 02 Feb 2007TWO NILREVIEWED - GOAL! 2: LIVING THE DREAMAN URCHIN from the slums gains fame as a pop singer, movie star or sportsman. Along the way, he betrays those honest, loyal - but unfashionable - chums who supported him when he still brushed his teeth with axle grease. Never fear. As in Dickens's Great Expectations, the corrupted hero will, we suspect, eventually come to his senses and return to the bosom of his original support group.This tired scenario was acted out two years ago in a clumsy football extravaganza named Goal! That film, whose titular explanation point promised more excitement than its creators could ever hope to deliver, looked like the work of somebody who made pop videos for a living. Its hilariously dreadful successor looks like the work of somebody who pays the bills by manufacturing garden furniture or horse brasses (or something else that doesn't involve cameras and actors).