Fri 12 Dec 2006Music for the massesYEAH yeah, yeah, we know what you're like. There's nothing on
the telly and there's nothing you fancy going out to see. You want
to stay in because it's snowing outside, you haven't had the notion
to wash your hair, you've finished your book, the magazines are all
full of the same old claptrap about how to look like your favourite
celeb without spending more than 50 notes, and plastic surgery is
out of the question. (It's not that you can't afford it, it's just
that you really like the way you look. And besides, look what
happened to Mickey Rourke).So waddya gonna do? Well, we have some options for you in the
areas of viewing and listening. Some you'll love, some you'll laugh
at. But remember: one person's joke is another person's sad
story.