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Fri 12 Dec 2006THE DULLEST STORY EVER TOLDREVIEWED - THE NATIVITY STORY:CATHERINE Hardwicke, director of Thirteen, that searing investigation of teenage breakdown, has said that she was attracted to this project - which is exactly what its title implies - by the opportunity to treat the Virgin Mary as an ordinary youth bearing a far from ordinary burden. The records suggest that the supposed mother of Christ was no more than 16 when she made her famous journey, and the director has, accordingly, cast a child in the role. Keisha Castle-Hughes, the star of Whale Rider, certainly brings callowness to the role. But, rather than throwing out angry adolescent sparks, she spends the film moping about like a spoilt twit grounded for pranging her parents' car. Wipe that scowl off your face, go outside and kick a ball about, young lady!