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Sat 07 Jul 2007More tricks than treatsTVReview:Magic and reality don't mix well. That's the fundamental flaw in the BBC's otherwise engaging new children's reality show, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, where 14 youngsters learn magic folklore, Latin spells, card tricks and chemistry - and compete for the chance to become the "real" Harry Potter.If the kids were secretly hoping for something on a par with shifting staircases, talking portraits, headless ghosts and the like, they'd have been sadly disappointed. What they got instead was a slightly decrepit English boarding school - think low-rent Hogwarts: mullioned windows, peeling walls, the odd candlestick - and a few fancy card tricks demonstrated for them by a pasty fellow called Mr Knight. Nothing to blow their little socks off, then. But the lack of whiz-bang-pop magic didn't seem to bother the small sorcerees, who were more concerned with the absence of personal grooming facilities on the premises. Rebecca was suffering from hair-straightener separation anxiety, while Joe felt the lack of hair gel keenly. "Ma hair has to be spot-on perfick," the little narcissist moaned. Get thee to Big Brother, Joe, you can't be a real wizard if you're obsessed with styling products.