Material Girls

"I love me mam/She done me nails/Me shoes are really bling/I love me dress/Me gloves me veil/And the purse me phone is in/I love me (insert name of ubiquitous Irish jewellery brand that's also the name of a town in Co Kildare) too/Me little silver dove/It's a sign of peace and love/But I can't stand Emmy Lou." Login or subscribe for more.