“The ceiling needs more stalactites…”
The Everton footballer Phil Neville has put his house on the market. Perhaps no-one will appreciate its unique sense of style. But they can certainly get a laugh out of it.
Take a tour here. Warning: this may hurt your eyes.
hahaha, what a dump! did he design it or has he some tramp wife trying to be classy?
Comment by B | April 4, 2008 at 1:12 amWhat? what’s wrong with it? 73man manor is modelled along the same lines.
Comment by 73man | April 4, 2008 at 7:46 amSums up everything that is wrong with the modern footballer. I actually would have thought Pip was one of the more down to earth Premiership stars. How wrong I was!
Comment by Mark | April 4, 2008 at 7:57 amHis wife probably designed it so it would avert her gaze from his ugly looking head
Comment by JB | April 4, 2008 at 8:02 amWhenever I see “oh look, a footballer without brains/ class” posts I am reminded of a letter which once appeared in Viz:
‘Sir,
Why do people slag off David Beckham for being stupid all the time. You never hear anyone slagging off Stephen Hawking for being shit at football
Yours etc.’
Comment by Brock Landers | April 4, 2008 at 8:04 amThey needed clearance from English Heritage to replace the windows but no clearance from the style police?? I haven’t seen that much brown fabric since the 70’s…
Comment by Sean | April 4, 2008 at 9:47 ami guess he has too much money and the wife has too much time.. doesn’t look like a place where you could relax and i don’t think i could put my initials on the carpet in my place. would be a tad embarassing!
Comment by MikeB | April 4, 2008 at 10:46 amThe ceiling looks like a dripping lemon meringue. If that’s what being an incredibly average, intolerably dull footballer gets you then I’d hate to see his marginally more talented big brother’s place.
Comment by Andrew | April 4, 2008 at 12:06 pmBrock that was from Coogan’s Run! A Pauline Calf special.
Comment by Steve K | April 4, 2008 at 4:30 pm