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January 17, 2008

Gawking at the Scientologists

Filed under: Hokum, Web — Shane @ 1:28 pm

The Tom Cruise video, is nothing too unusual. “Religious fruitcake makes mad pronouncements about the power of his beliefs” - apart from the particular context, it could have been anyone from the Pope to Paisley to plenty of people you meet each week. Although, you do get the feeling that each of those would call an ambulance if you had an accident.

What’s more interesting is the reaction of the Scientologists, who have been busy yanking the thing of video-hosting sites. According to the Sydney Morning Herald, a leading Australian book distributor had already decided not to stock Andrew Morton’s unauthorised biography of Tom Cruise because it suggests that Scientology + Cruise = Severe Creepiness. So, this tactic wasn’t even novel to this week.

However, Gawker has refused to back down to the Scientolgists’ legal threats over their hosting of the video, and has instead printed the correspondence between them and the “authorities on the mind”.

It’s also worth reading the New Yorker’s piece, Chateau Scientology: Inside the Church’s Celebrity Centre:

Outside, a woman in work pants and a beige shirt maneuvered a wheelbarrow over a little bridge leading toward the Garden Pavilion. Earlier, Royce had said that if a non-artist or non-celebrity wanted to pursue Scientology at Celebrity Centre, “they wouldn’t be turned away, but we might recommend a different church.” Now she elaborated. “Here’s the big picture with Scientology and Dianetics,” she said. “The religion is expanding and expanding and there’s a particular public and that public has needs. Celebrities are just a special public. They are. There’s a celebrity public and a doctor public and a dentist public and a plumber public.” She rambled on a bit, before returning to her original point. “The celebrity is a special public,” she said. “We’ve got to help them.”

Be warned, there is little mention of aliens or trapped souls or Xenu in this article, except for this:

Shrouded in secrecy and said to be intended only for upper-level Operating Thetans, it involves a malevolent galactic warrior known as Xenu or Xemu. (When I asked Bob Adams about Xemu, he said, “A small fraction of our scriptures are confidential, and I don’t want to allude to something confidential.”)

6 Comments »

  • 1

    I so know how Tom feels. I often recall passing accidents thinking I’m the only one who can really help but my female parental unit would tell me it would be back up the tree that they’d found me nailed to if I didn’t cop myself on, and that without any tea.

    Comment by Dan Sullivan | January 17, 2008 at 5:39 pm
  • 2

    I can’t bear Scientology, as it’s so demonstrably nuts.

    However, why exactly is it more ridiculous or a target of pillory than most other religions?

    They believe in an extra-terrestrial being and stuff; don’t most people in this country believe in an extra/super-terrestrial being who created EVERYTHING on this planet and will come again? Aren’t many parts of Scientology based on Abhramaic cultural stories?

    Comment by Bolg | January 17, 2008 at 6:55 pm
  • 3

    @Bolg. Thats a good point. If you read the scriptures of any religion its pretty wacky stuff. I think what seperates the Scientologists from the rest is the litigous zeal with which they pursue their critics. That and the fact that the Sci-Fi writer who founded their religion lived less than a century ago.

    Comment by Marcas | January 18, 2008 at 10:21 am
  • 4

    I’m now starting to feel sorry for him. It’s not as if he was out in public on TV spouting this. What do poeple want? Him to come out and denounce Sceintology? Apologise for ever believing in it? Be burned at the stake?
    I pray that I would have the same courage to defend and keep my faith if I were ever so ridiculed and condemned for it.

    Comment by Padd | January 19, 2008 at 12:44 am
  • 5

    This is an incredibly cynical posting Shane. I’m sure if you have the good fortune to encounter an SF in the near future the scoffing would be overwhelmed out of you…

    Comment by Tony | January 19, 2008 at 7:26 pm
  • 6

    One of the scariest things about Scientology is how they use the courts to try to quell any criticism.

    There’s a great parody of the Tom Cruise video on Funny or Die here:

    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/66706d3134

    Comment by bopsy | January 23, 2008 at 7:27 pm

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