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  • Lorcan, meet Corey

    January 15, 2008 @ 2:40 pm | by Shane

    Brock gets in touch to say, “Just when I began to despair for the youth of today, after watching Lorcan from Dundalk, I think I’ve found a new hero”.

    And here is that hero. An Australian kid whose party got so out of control, his parents face a fine of €20,000 when they get home from holiday. His name is Corey, and he has confidence. He also has “famous glasses”.

  • 19 Comments »

    1.
    January 15, 2008
    6:09 pm

    I think if I were that little gentleman’s father, I too would go on holiday…. change my name, and never come back.

    Such a nice boy!

    Comment by Grandad
    2.
    January 16, 2008
    10:06 am

    Grandad - I’m wondering at what point in his life he’ll look back at this and realise we was a little twit. I give him 10 years.

    Comment by Shane
    3.
    January 16, 2008
    10:12 am

    I dont do violence…but I would gladly take that young chap outside and stick his ‘famous glasses’ up his rectum.

    How is the world producing such creatures as this chap and Lorcan?

    And Shane, I have an idea that this chap will never realise he’s a twat…I presume he’s got paid for that interview, and I assume thats not the last he’s heard about it.

    God Im getting angry now!

    On a completely unrelated note Shane, can you answer me phonetically how to pronounce the Cryptic Irish Times Crossword - CROSAIRE…Is it Cross-air or the Irish Crus-a-ra…

    It would help solve a bet!

    Comment by Daddy Dec
    4.
    January 16, 2008
    10:16 am

    Daddy Dec - In answer to the oddest question I’ll be asked this week, I’ve always thought it was Cross-air, and never heard it pronounced any other way in the IT offices. Does that mean you win or lose the bet?

    Comment by Shane
    5.
    January 16, 2008
    10:21 am

    I’ve got plenty more of those questions Shane, if you think thats odd…

    I always assumed that it was Cross-air, but a neighbour told me that the Irish for ‘Crossword’ is ‘Crosaire’, pronounced Crus-a-ra…

    I can safely say up to the point that they said it to me, I never gave it any thought. Now anytime I’m doing the crossword (Simplex I’m afraid), the word Crosaire is staring at me, taunting me as to how its pronounced!

    Driving me mental…Can I assume that as a esteemed employee of IT, ‘Cross-air’ is the definitive answer?

    Comment by Daddy Dec
    6.
    January 16, 2008
    10:38 am

    No, that’s definitive. I’ll have to go to the source to find out. By the way, how much is riding on this?

    Comment by Shane
    7.
    January 16, 2008
    10:44 am

    The bet was made on New Years Eve Shane, and it was with blind alcohol behind me, the bet was decided at €150.00!

    This blog posting will be printed and stapled to his front door (If I’m right!)…Howdee John - Pay Up!

    Comment by Daddy Dec
    8.
    January 16, 2008
    11:12 am

    ACA. Never heard of that channel before.

    Comment by John Shelby
    9.
    January 16, 2008
    11:20 am

    John - I think it’s A Current Affair, a programme on Australian TV. If you have suspicions that it’s a hoax, so did I. But it’s not. Just check Google News.

    Comment by Shane
    10.
    January 16, 2008
    12:05 pm

    Wow, it is real. I’m gonna get me a piar of them glasses.

    Comment by John Shelby
    11.
    January 16, 2008
    2:51 pm

    I don’t know who’s bigger sap, the kid or the anchor for getting worked up over the glasses. I think I’m on the kid’s side becasue he’s obviously totally awesome.

    Comment by Ian
    12.
    January 16, 2008
    4:29 pm

    In fairness the news lady was a bigger pain in the arse than the young lad.

    Comment by Twenty Major
    13.
    January 16, 2008
    4:33 pm

    Ian / Twenty - She treats him as if she was nagging teacher. Take your glasses off, stand up straight, sort of thing. But if he was your son, or living on your street, or a representative of your nation, you’d surely find him more annoying.

    Comment by Shane
    14.
    January 16, 2008
    4:38 pm

    Far be it from me to sound like a complete auld one, but where the hell were his parents?

    Its one thing, that he thrashed the house and did whatever else, but to allow him out and to address the nation dressed in that garb and with that attitude, I’m thinking that’s where this guys issues starts.

    Also, after the normal police have chatted with him, I’m sure he could have a case to answer with the fashion police. Or then again, going by your current post Shane, maybe I’m hopelessly out of touch!

    Comment by Daddy Dec
    15.
    January 16, 2008
    5:34 pm

    This is getting curiouser and curiouser…

    http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/melbourne-party-teen-charged/2008/01/16/1200419882128.html

    Comment by Daddy Dec
    16.
    January 17, 2008
    11:02 am

    But if he was your son, or living on your street, or a representative of your nation, you’d surely find him more annoying.

    Absolutely, but as he’s not I can focus my ire on the news lady. She should marry John Waters.

    Comment by Twenty Major
    17.
    January 17, 2008
    11:05 am

    Twenty - The thing is, the more I watch it the more I appreciate his dedication to living life as if it was a Porkies movie. But I’d still prefer to appreciate it from afar.

    Comment by Shane
    18.
    January 17, 2008
    12:07 pm

    You’ve seen the video, you’ve wished you were at the party.

    Now wear the T-Shirt http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/sunglasses/male

    Comment by Ian
    19.
    January 21, 2008
    3:57 pm

    I think the lad doesn’t deserve the bad press he’s getting. A teenager who sticks to his guns. Fair play to him!

    Comment by narocroc

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