Comments on: Twink: still angry.

By: europhile

europhile — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 01:55:30 +0000

http://www.currychips.com/archives/2007/10/i_didnt_choose_showbusiness_it_chose_me.html

By: Shane

Shane — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 09:15:14 +0000

Uvox - Defending and attacking at the same time. Deft.

By: Uvox

Uvox — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 19:43:09 +0000

These are terrible accusations to level at Ireland’s answer to Camilla Parker-Bowles. Shame.

By: Damien Mulley

Damien Mulley — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 18:12:53 +0000

Holy fig. She’s a goer.

By: Grandad

Grandad — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 12:46:44 +0000

“A Silk Cut Purple abused, throaty old stoat vs. a well spoken, voice as smooth as honey.

Who are you going to side with?”

Sharon Ní Bheoláin of course

By: markg

markg — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 11:17:31 +0000

A Silk Cut Purple abused, throaty old stoat vs. a well spoken, voice as smooth as honey.

Who are you going to side with?

By: Nat King Coleslaw

Nat King Coleslaw — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 20:57:27 +0000

When will Adele King wake up, smell the coffee, smash a dinnerplate over her head and realise that her future lies in cage fighting?

I would pay good money to see it.

Des Cahill: “Gnawing at the bars as staff attempt (from a safe distance) to loosen her collar, Twink is surely the clear favourite to retain her crown against the unlikely pairing of Derek Mooney and Ryan Tubridy.

Armed with a nail-studded plank and a tongue like a sleán, Twink makes a formidable opponent.

Ten seconds now till Mooney and Tubridy take up their positions…five…four…oh! My producer tells me that they’ve escaped!

Jimmy Barry Murphy’s down at cageside, let’s go to him now.”

Jimmy Barry: “Pandemonium here Des. Twink’s holders were banking on her exhausting her inarticulate homicidal rage on some fresh meat and now look what’s happened. She’s currently scratching at the canvas and thwacking it with the plank. She’s sniffing the air…she can sense it’s a no-show. Des, it’s gonna take a considerable effort to get her out of there. I’ll be up to join you in the commentary box in a minute.”

By: Dan Sullivan

Dan Sullivan — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 19:16:09 +0000

And let’s all pause and remember exactly how much class the lady has.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhQnyME98pw

By: Shane

Shane — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 19:04:37 +0000

Adam - Thanks for that scarily accurate version of events.

By: Dan Sullivan

Dan Sullivan — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 18:46:32 +0000

How much is a tuppenny damn in yoyos?