Enda’s people
In last night’s debate, Enda Kenny menioned many of the unfortunate people he has met on his travels around the country. He would fix Bertie a stare and say “Tell that to the woman in Laois who…”
Here are some of the people he didn’t get a chance to mention:
1) The man in Carlow who can’t watch Marx Brothers films anymore without thinking of Willie O’Dea
2) The student in Longford who did German in her Leaving Cert because she was told it would be the business language of the future - except Chinese turned out to be that language
3) The woman in Cobh who only has three ribs for an unspecified reason
4) The man in Letterkenny who can’t get a dental appointment because someone gave him the wrong number for the dentist
5) The man on the M50 who really, really needs to pee, but can’t because there are no service stations
6) The hypochondriac in Sligo who’s on a waiting lists for cardiac, asthma, amputation, renal, neurological and STD services
Government is about solving macro problems NOT calling around to see an aul one in Carlow and getting her cat out of a tree. End-a-story!
Comment by Jockey On | May 18, 2007 at 12:04 pmThe woman in Dublin 8 who can’t look at an Enda election poster without thinking of cast members of Sunset Beach… and botox.
Comment by UnaRocks | May 20, 2007 at 6:20 pmHi Una, I hope that’s all that woman in Dublin 8 thinks of when she sees Enda’s dashing poster!
Comment by Shane | May 20, 2007 at 7:00 pmI was that German student.
Comment by Fishy | May 21, 2007 at 10:34 pm